That's no bull!
 
A couple goes to an agricultural show way out in the countryside a fine Sunday afternoon and are watching the auctioning off of bulls.
The guy selling the bulls announces the first bull to be auctioned off: "A fine specimen, this bull reproduced 60 times last year."
The wife nudges her husband in the ribs, and comments: "See, Harold. That was more than 5 times a month!"
The second bull is to be sold: "Another fine specimen, this wonder reproduced 120 times last year."
Again the wife bugs her husband: "Hey, that's some 10 times a month. What do you say to THAT, Harold?!"
Her husband is getting really annoyed with this comparison.
The third Bull is up for sale: "And this extraordinary specimen reproduced 365 times last year!"
The wife slaps her husband on the arm and yells: "That's once a day, every day of the year! What's the problem, Harold?!"
The husband is pretty irritated by now, and yells back: "Sure, Mildred. Once a day! . . . But ask the auctioneer if they were all with the same cow!!!"