A magazine in 2004 ran a 'Dilbert Quotes' contest. They were looking for people to submit quotes from their real-life Dilbert-comic-strip-type managers.These were voted the top quotes from the managers we work for in corporate America: My sister passed away and her funeral was scheduled for Monday. When I told my Boss, he said she died on purpose so that I would have to miss work on the busiest day of the year. He then asked if we could change her burial to Friday. He said: "That would be better for me." Shipping executive, FTD Florists |