A magazine in 2004 ran a 'Dilbert Quotes' contest. They were looking for people to submit quotes from their real-life Dilbert-comic-strip-type managers.These were voted the top quotes from the managers we work for in corporate America: "No one will believe you solved this problem in one day! We've been working on it for months. Now go act busy for a few weeks and I'll let you know when it's time to tell them." R&D supervisor, Minnesota Mining and Manufacturing / 3M Corp. |