A magazine in 2004 ran a 'Dilbert Quotes' contest. They were looking for people to submit quotes from their real-life Dilbert-comic-strip-type managers.These were voted the top quotes from the managers we work for in corporate America: "As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using individual security cards. Pictures will be taken next Wednesday, and employees will receive their cards in two weeks." (The winning quote) Fred Dales, Microsoft Corp. Redmond WA |